Retrosynthesis

May 20, 2013 2:49 pm May 19, 2013 7:26 pm

zzingaro:

snapchat makes being cute a lot easier, cause im always cute in 7 second intervals

(via senpai-has-noticed-you)

2:56 pm 2:53 pm

bellagschang:

Multilingual jokes are the best.

(via senpai-has-noticed-you)

1:40 pm 11:51 am

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via absentions)

May 18, 2013 11:59 pm 11:55 pm

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(Source: joan-watson, via the-goat-that-rocked)

11:54 pm

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

(via the-goat-that-rocked)

9:43 pm

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

(Source: hyperbolequeen, via senpai-has-noticed-you)

May 17, 2013 12:24 pm

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via yourenotsadanymore)

3:10 am May 16, 2013 10:28 pm

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

(Source: bolinss, via touchmycelloandyoudie)

9:38 pm
  • The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
6:41 pm

annetdonahue:

I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.

(Source: judgesontoddlersandtiaras, via groovyreturns)